Larrikin Love - Cucumber

Oh Gosh,
If my skin was a cucmber
I would hide in the vegetable section
I would prance with carrots and butternut squash
I would retell old stories of broth

Oh I'd laugh if my fist
Was a steel spanner
I would wind up all the cars body parts
I would leak petrol out
Set fire to the road
Tickle the valves
Embarrass the clutch
I would laugh

LaLaLa LaLa...

So take all of these sordid dreams
Melt them down
Become a reality

Hold all your strongest dreams
Burn me down
Become a reality-y

I would laugh if my mind was an art kit
Tamper each . That goes with it
Take the red out the jack and put a cross on it
Top left corner
With it

LaLaLaLa...

So take hold of these sordid dreams
Melt me down
Become a reality

Hold your strongest dreams
Burn me down
Make them reality